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HOW TO WRITE A STORY, A GUIDE BY ME: figure out a title that references a minimum of three things. bonus points for referencing the Bible in a completely inappropriate way. add as much gay as possible, even if the main ship is het. figure out how to use singular…
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat