Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
my favourite fruit are reds
shut up its fucking blood orange
NOT EVEN 10 GODDAMN MINUTES INTO THE PREMIERE AND ORPHAN BLACK ALREADY HAS ME LIKE