sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
"GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??"
i know right??? why not interpret some people as bi or pan, or asexual, or maybe an aromantic demisexual, or—
oh wait sorry i didnt realize you actually meant “why isnt everyone straight, its making me uncomfortable.”
It took me a minute to realize that was “a-romantic” not “aromatic” as in smelling nice
no no we definitely also need demisexuals who smell nice this is important
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
Girls are magical creatures and if anyone ever tells you otherwise punch them in the throat.